I truly love the solitude of riding bikes long distance through empty and remote places. Just you, your bike and many random thoughts. Very random thoughts I’d say. Below some of the things that popped up in my head during the 700km crossing the Nullarbor plain.
– Not much to see here
– Are grey kangaroos just old red kangaroos?
– My hands are really big
– What ever happened to Katrina and her waves?
– I’m sad that I ever quit smoking
– But also happy that I did
– Do I stop or do I go?
– Do do do di da da…
– Is that a tortoise?
– Or is it a turtle?
– Could be just a stone
– Yeah, definitely a stone
– I’m hungry
– This place could use a bit more shade
– And a Starbucks…
– Ants. why are there so many?
– WordPerfect 5.1 although not perfect was still pretty awesome
– I like all women
– Except the ones called Monique
– I don’t want a pet
– Gabba Gabba Hey!
– Filling up at this service station on the next one?
– Broken Hill seems quite fixed actually…
– What day is it today?
– Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
– I’m cold
– Boobs are nice
– Twitter, who needs it
– Twister on the other hand…
– Who’s is the voice of Garmin GPS and would she be rich?
– Where would one get satay in Melbourne?
– What is old?
– So where are all these famous kangaroos?
– Wow! That was close
– 220 divided by 18 is?
– I’m hot
– I’m not naming my bike
– But if I would, the words unreliable, fucking and bastard would feature
– Oh! What’s that shiny thing?
– Would being bald suit me?
– Pants or trousers?
– It’s nice to be Dutch
– Should I stop for a ciggie?
– Bollocks, I don’t smoke anymore…
– Aussie tv is pretty shit
– 2 bottles of beer on the wall…
– You can’t sit with us
– I have not yet owned a pair of Birkenstocks
– What would my porn name be?
– There is a reason why hotel towels are white, Australia!
– Roxanne!
– Emus are pretty dumb
– Nothing beats a good Irish accent
– Where is cholesterol?
– Cheese. Good or bad?
– Monique, such a nice name
– Bears on Vespas
– Would I like me if I would meet me?
– Was that my exit?
short stories about a rather long trip 